If You Wanna Laugh, Just Read This. Very Funny... Lol.

A family is at the dinner table.
The son asks the
father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are
there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well,
son, a woman goes through three phases. In her
20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round
and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears,
still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like
onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see
them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his
wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom,
how many different kinds of willies are there?”
The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man
goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his
willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his
30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A
Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead
from the root up and the balls are just for
decoration.”

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